Quiz Time!!

Only because it's been a while and I'm bored. Besides....I really LOVE taking these "getting to know you better" quizzes! HA! Here are my results:

You Are Warm Nights by the Fire

Peaceful and romantic. The best part of fall.

What Part of Fall Are You?

You Are 52% Intuitive

Your intuition is often right, and you use it more than you may realize. Your gut feelings are usually a good guide, but you need more to go on when making a decision. You'll often check to see if the facts back up your feelings. And when your intuition is wrong, you work to improve it for the future.

How Intuitive Are You?

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Sagittarius - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: Your playful nature brings out the happy inner-child in dates You're willing to take risks in love... and reap the rewards You've got a killer sense of humor that gets talking with any hottie you meet Your negative traits: Sometimes your sarcasm comes off as biting and abrasive You can be brutally honest, tactless, and truthful even when it hurts You're such a free spirit that you find it hard to commit to one person Your ideal partner: Someone high energy who will pick up and out with you whenever Is creative and fun - thinking of new adventures for the two of you Is bold... and not afraid to tell you "I love you" early on Your dating style: Unpredictable. You never know how the night is going to end up. Your seduction style: Daring. You're always pushing to try something new in the bedroom. Full of imagination. You've always got a new fantasy you're dying to try. Spiritually driven. Sex for you can be an other-worldly act. Tips for the future: Realize that while freedom is great - sometimes a stable relationship is better. It's not all about you. Focus on your partner's needs every once and a while. Make up your mind about your partner, and stick to it. Your fickle will ruin things otherwise. Best color to attract mate: Purple Best day for a date: Thursday

What's Your Love Profile?

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Visioning

You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights. You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details. An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path. You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum.

What's Your Thinking Style?

You Are Paper

Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

OH OK OK, enough already! Go take some other quizzes of your own and share the results here!

Dear John, Let Me Count The Ways

How many different ways can you say, “I have to go to the bathroom?” Or how many different terms are there out there that we use for “toilet”?

Yeah. I know. Hear me out….

Sitting in the doctor’s office this morning, waiting for almost AN HOUR before he came into see me, I had realized my bladder was starting to fill up. No, I wasn’t in the waiting room that long, I was already trapped back in one of the patient rooms; I was beginning to wonder if they had forgotten about me.

Anyway, back to my bladder.

I’m sitting there getting all irritated that he is taking so long; with no reading material I also began to feel a little sleepy.

No. I did not pee my pants.

Being a tad bit irritated (from waiting), and a tad bit sleepy (from waiting) the following is what began to flow through my semi-consciousness…..

Doc: (when he finally arrives in my room) “So, how are you doing?”

Me: (suddenly startled from him walking in) “Oh, I’m OK I reckon except now I really have to go the bathroom.”

Wait, I can’t say the word ‘bathroom’ and why on earth would I make that announcement to him anyway? No, I’ll use the word ‘restroom’. No, that’s not right either, although, it is probably a little more appropriate than the word ‘bathroom’. Oh hell, I’ll just tell him I have to go tinkle.

No! Wait! This would make a great blog entry; how many ways are there to say the word ‘bathroom’?

Here is what I came up with:

• Toilet
• Bathroom
• Restroom
• Washroom
• Latrine
• John
• the head
• powder room
• pisser
• outhouse
• lavatory

And while we’re at it, how did the bathroom get the nickname “John”?

Or, how about phrases for ‘I have to go to the bathroom’? –

I have to go – tinkle
I have to go – peepee
I have to go – see a man about a horse
I have to go – drain the main vein (submitted by CC)
I have to go – weewee
I have to go – urinate
I have to go – piss

Oh OK, I won’t hog all the fun – you got any good ones? I know you do.

Yes, this was a true story. Yes, it ALL went through my weird head.

Eventually I did get to see the doctor. No, I didn’t tell him I had to go pee. I put on my southern-learned charm and smiled big all the while behaving like a respectable, and proper, woman going to see the doc.

No. I am NOT pregnant. Let me just squelch those rumors right this very second! HA!